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Undeniable proof Pico spits (Essay)

Posted by devoidgazer - June 19th, 2023


My Argumentative Essay


Pico, a most well notably known character from the hit game Pico's School (1999), has amassed a large fanbase throughout the years. Given his popularity among other NG mascot's, many headcannons stemming from the most notable and popular examples such as his PTSD and schizophrenia, one mystery lies yet to be explained. Still haunting fans, one question still remains. Does Pico spit or swallow? Undeniable evidence points towards the popular NG character to be a spitter due to three developed factors such as, his personality, learned behavior, and situational circumstances that would favor a spit rather than a swallow.

First and foremost, his character is mostly defined by his abrasive personality as seen from Pico's School. From the start of the shooting, he is capable of commit multiple offenses such as murdering his offending classmates if it means to get to the school shooter [Cassandra]. This proves Pico has some high level of competitiveness and has been a notable certain trait of his throughout. Due to this information, we can infer that his level of dominance would also apply towards sexual intercourse between male on male action. This would exemplify the importance of his dominant demeanor when it comes to ejaculation. We can presume that in the case of oral ejaculation the notion that comes with the act of swallowing is to submit to a submissive role. Pico as forementioned carries a dominant trait that refuses to be held towards such a position. This notion contradicts his dominant trait, so therefore Pico will reject the act of swallowing.

In compliment afformity, the moral compass of Pico, carried mostly by the influence of his caregiver, can carry the instance of proving that he will spit. We will use the Spazkid NG short Pico's Career day as a baseline for Pico's moral compass. Despite the crude nature of the film, hidden within a specific scene there lies the important instance where Tom Fulp [father], is seen by Pico giving oral sex to another man. Upon seeing his son, Tom Fulp instictively spits out the cum unfortunately landing on Pico's face. Afterwards, Pico notes that his dad is indeed a 'spitter'. We can come to the conclusion that if we apply the psychological study of parental imitation, we can infer that through watching and listening, Pico will aquire and imitate the actions of his father if put in similar circumstance in the future.

Given the circumstances during most events, whenever Pico is engaged in combat, there's always the common notion that he is a character who shoots before talking. Taking this into account, hypothetically speaking, if it were to be relationed to whether he spits or swallows we can infer a connection between this argument and his killing tactics. This argument is weak but in the general sense, [he shoots] = [he spits semen]. Due to his circumstance, he has no other option but to spit. Hence why I conclude why he is a spitter.

After all the facts do not lie. Given the long history of Pico as a character, there is only so much evidence that I can turn into a fallacy. Thank you for wasting your time reading this. 


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Finally, someone answering the real questions.

Tune in next time for the whether BF is circumcised or uncircumcised question! ?

I am confused yet intrigued

Hope you liked it!

He swallowed your mom just fine tho

Nuh uh. He would never kiss women silly :P

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