Total Medals Earned: 116 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,855 Points
Medals Earned: 19/33 (195/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
What's behind the curtain?
Now that's a poster!
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
What does the C stand for?
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
A little guy with a crown
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
KickAss Girl
Dreaaams
DevilGarage FTW
Windmill windmill
Rubbalubadubdub
That's a Penguin boy
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
Is that what future TV looks like?
It's really just a black notebook
I just need a break
Self-Promotion
Aaargh
Vibes
Just you vs the world
Legend of Lonk
Sunny at the pool party
That's a lot of hair there
Awaken your senses
Jeff!!!
Medals Earned: 13/50 (70/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Defeat the Sheriff
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Don
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Bother Yeremey
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (125/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Play NG Tarot Card Collab
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/80 points)
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Launch the game
Save your first Daily Top Five Entry
Save all of the Daily Top Five
Save the Game Itself (DTF July 8, 2025)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game on hard mode
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 8/11 (165/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.